Naked Barbie Makes Motorcycle Threesome
Long legged and big blue eyes, she still looked good considering she was in her 50s.
Personally, I didn't want anything to do with a gal who spent her whole life being pampered like a priss. I don't do well showing the mushy stuff. I need a woman who can handle her own.
But after a long relationship with some yuppie pinko commie bastard, this gal had run herself ragged trying to make it on her own. Except, she wasn't exactly the hot commodity she once was. She didn't have people dressing her up anymore, she wasn't getting free cars and free clothes like she used to. She was still trying to live off the strength of her fame, which apparently there wasn't much strength left.
So there she was, depressed and slumped over on the bar at Knotty Barrel.
"Uh, Ma'am?" I said to her as she started snoring into our plate of deep fried pickles.
She didn't seem to hear me.
"Uh, Ma'amm!!", I said louder as I tapped her on the shoulder.
When she finally came to, she apologized. That's when she told me her story.
At this point, she didn't have anywhere to go. She had lost everything. No one wanted her anymore. Despite her attempts at trying to make it on her own, she just couldn't understand the idea of being responsible for oneself.
"Hey, what if I go with you two?" she said, pointing to both Sash and I
"Go where?" I asked.
"On your road trip. Can I go? Please? Please?"
The last thing we needed was another mouth to feed and more weight to lug around. But after promising she wouldn't eat much and that she wouldn't be a burden to us, we reluctantly agreed. I guess even between Sash and I, we still get a lonely now and then. We could use a blonde haired, blue eyed, long legged vixen to accompany us, even if she was over 50 years old.
"Naked?" Sash asked.
"Yeah, naked." I said.
"And your name is going to be Asphalt Annie!" I demanded.
"You can't have her going around naked!" Sash replied.
No sooner that was said, Annie stripped herself naked on the bar, dancing with delight to the groans and howls of other customers. I guess at this point in her life, she had nothing to lose and anything to gain.
"Look everybody, I'm nakee!" Annie yelled out.
And thus became our road trip mascot.
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