Friday, September 13, 2013

Minneapolis, MN: Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge

psycho suzi's motor lounge
When I heard of "Minnesota Sushi" I imagined slices of raw muskellunge, crappie, or walleye, buddied up with a cheese curd, then stuffed inside balls of rice.  It turns out it was nothing of the sort.

Instead, a lovely young auburn-haired server presented me with a plate of sliced pickles smeared with cream cheese wrapped inside of ham.  It turns out that Minnesota Sushi was quite the humorous appetizer, but still rather addicting.

Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge, located in the Bottineau district of downtown Minneapolis, came highly recommended to us as a place to hang out at night from another Chris Cope, a fellow motorcycle blogger.  Sitting right on the banks of the mighty Mississippi River, the many polynesian statues, bamboo patio furniture, and tiki torches at the iconic Motor Lounge are a contrast to the legendary waters of Old Man River.

The place is so packed, that much of the parking lot outside is valet.  Most people park their cars along the sidewalk of Marshall St. and walk a few blocks to get there.

Considering its name has the words, "Motor Lounge", I imagined the parking lot being full of old British motorcycles and 1970s era Japanese bikes-turned-cafe-racers.  I imagined more youthful, hip, retro clientele wearing fitted-t-shirts, fedora hats, and smoking packs of Swisher Sweets as Eartha Kitt and Nancy Sinatra dominated the juke box.

But it wasn't to be.

Instead, the tiny little motorcycle parking hidden behind the trash dumpster held only a few stock Harleys, Victories, and Suzuki Gixxers.  Everything else parked outside were Cadillac Escalades, BMWs, and Jaguars, containing 40-something-year-old gen-exers wearing button shirts and ladies donning Michael Kors handbags.

I imagine at one time, Psycho Suzi's was a pretty darn cool place.

But it still is, if you like Tiki decor and if you like to people watch.  It appears today that the Motor Lounge is now the place to be if you want to be somebody, and a great place to entertain clients and close deals after a day of golf.

I swore I could hear Taylor Swift and Trace Adkins cantering from the canned music, but it was really hard to hear anything inside due to customers packed together like cans of pickled herring.  Sash and I, along with Lucky, sat at the bar, huddled together tightly, yelling at each other as we tried to read each others lips throughout the night.

But the Minnesota Sushi still kept me intrigued, as did the plate of Astro Tots and glasses of local craft beer.  Suzi's, of course, is known for their pizzas and burgers, but Sash and I were not in the mood for tummy stuffing that evening.

We'd still recommend you go to Psycho Suzi's should you find yourself in Minneapolis, just because it's a landmark establishment and everybody talks about going there.

Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge
1900 Marshall St NE
Minneapolis, MN 55418
(612) 788-9069
http://psychosuzis.com/

psycho suzi's motor lounge
Welcome to Paradise is the catch-phrase at Psycho Suzi's
psycho suzi's motor lounge
At the bar at Psycho Suzi's
minnesota sushi
Minnesota Sushi
smothered tater-tots
Astro Tots, tater-tots smothered in country gravy and green onions
psycho suzi's motor lounge
Lucky and Sash
psycho suzi's motor lounge
Lucky and Highway
downtown minneapolis
Downtown Minneapolis at night

3 comments:

  1. It was great to be able to meet up with you two, and even more so when there was an opportunity to sample something called "Astro Tots."

    I'd been wondering where your bike was. The MC parking was behind the dumpster? It should be front and center! That's just odd...

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  2. That's what I thought, a placed called "motor lounge" ought to put the bikes up front, but that's part of what made me saw this place as kinda fake.

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  3. The Astro Tots were fantastic! I want some now!

    Miss you Lucky!

    (I love how I flirt with Lucky and he blows me off. Don't worry! Don't you think Steve sees this? He knows about my mad crush on you!!)

    Smooches,
    Sash

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